LYRICS
"WE ARE THE WICKED LAZERS"
Written by Wicked Lazers, Produced by Häs-Bin Däd
VERSE 1
We bring the rock-n-roll, just like all the others. But we’ve got something else, burning deep inside.
It’s a light amplified by zimulated radiation.
Of the intensified electromatic, kind...AND IT’S EVIL!!!
CHORUS
We are the Wicked Lazers.
And we’re pointing at your eyes.
We rock like sharpened sabers. and we’re pointing at your eyes....
at your eyes...at your eyes.
VERSE 2
We were created by scientist Theodore H. Maiman.
Down at the Hughes Research Lab-or-atories...
After a séance!
CHORUS
We are the Wicked Lazers.
And we’re pointing at your eyes.
We rock like sharpened sabers. and we’re pointing at your eyes....
at your eyes...at your eyes.
BRIDGE
You know it’s hard to find a quality laser beam. Most are little bitty pointers, there just pointin' out stuff on the board. little bit lame. And not very evil. They won’t get ya’ ladies, they won’t get ya bread. They’ll just get you in trouble if you point them at a pitcher’s eyes during a baseball game.
And that’s why...
CHORUS
We are the Wicked Lazers.
And we’re pointing at your eyes.
We rock like sharpened sabers. and we’re pointing at your eyes....
at your eyes...at your eyes...at your eyeballs!
"cocky spaceship builder"
Written by Wicked Lazers, Produced by Häs-Bin Däd
VERSE 1
Well I’m pretty dang good.
At making space related products.
Like a light saber made outta wood. yeah.
Or how bout an android.
Outfitted with a diamond bazooka.
Floatin’ on a hoverboard, going pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
CHORUS
And I made a spaceship,
and it’s so much, so much, so much better than yours...
will ever be.
Just kidding.
VERSE 2
Its got a VCR, and a big lava cannon on it.
And it’s gonna take me real far, to a galaxy far away.
It’s got a satellite dish. Because this guy’s assigned to travel in it.
And he can’t fly with a spaceship that has...no...wifi, but everybody know that.
CHORUS
And I made a spaceship,
and it’s so much, so much, so much better than yours...
will ever be.
Just joking around, dawg.
BRIDGE
And I know I’ve got an attitude about it.
But if you’re really good shouldn’t you, scream and shout it.
Cause I’ve never been no good at things, no good at things, no good at things, except for making spacey things.
so I made a spaceship, and it’s so much, so much, so much better than yours...will ever be. But don’t take it so personally. Cause I’m better, and I’m smarter, I’m stronger and I’m cooler, and I’m tougher, I’m radder, I’m awesomer, I’m neater, I’m faster, specialer, superer, sweeterer, illerer, sicker, I’m amazing...
CHORUS
So I made a spaceship,
and it’s so much, so much, so much better than yours...will ever be.
I’m just teasing with you, no I’m not really...Jk, Jk.
"HOT TONIGHT"
Written by Wicked Lazers, Produced by Häs-Bin Däd
VERSE 1
Well you’re 1 out 7 billion girls.
That I wanted to meet.
And I think you’re really pretty, maybe a little bit sweaty,
but that don’t matter to me.
CHORUS
You’re looking hot tonight.
How ‘bout a refreshing cola, or would you prefer a Sprite,
You’re looking hot tonight.
Let me crank up the AC, and make you feel alright.
VERSE 2
I bought a snow cone for you, from a friend.
You said it didn’t taste no good.
But I think you’re kinda picky and I don’t trust yo taste in refrigerated goods.
CHORUS
You’re looking hot tonight.
I could dump a bucket of Gatorade on you, filled with some ice,
You’re looking hot tonight.
I’ll point your face in a box fan, and make you feel alright.
BRIDGE
You told me that girls don’t sweat at all.
But you’re standing their glistening, while you’re listening.
You said: “Girls don’t sweat, they sparkle.” “Girls don’t sweat, they sparkle.”“Girls don’t sweat, they sparkle.”
DOUBLE CHORUS
Even still...You’re looking hot tonight.
How ‘bout a refreshing cola, or would you prefer a Sprite?
You’re looking hot tonight.
Let me crank up the AC, and make you feel all right.
You’re hot tonight.
I could dump a bucket of Gatorade on you, filled with some ice.
You’re looking hot tonight.
I’ll point your face in a box fan, and make you feel all right.
OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH, OOOOH
"LIVIN' THA LIFE OF THA DEVIL!!!"
Written by Wildstar Pixel, Produced by Häs-Bin Däd
VERSE 1
Sneakin' around, doing what I want
Goosin' people, takin' their candy
It's hard, hard work, being the son...of a gun.
POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!
CHORUS
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, oh no
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, of the devil!
VERSE 2
Evil eyes, long, long tongue.
I love to stick it out, to everyone,
If I had my way, I'd wipe my boogers on your face.
CHORUS
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, oh no
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, of the devil!
BRIDGE
I know I really should be a better man, to all my fiends,
It's just so hard with all that...candy!!
DOUBLE CHORUS
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, oh no
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, of the devil!
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, oh no
Livin' Tha Life, I never told you I was
Livin' Tha Life, of the devil!
"LAZER BLADE"
Written by Lazer Blade, Produced by Häs-Bin Däd
VERSES/CHORUS COMBO
If there was a man, called Lazer Blade He would throw blades and shoot Lazers at your face.
And he would be good.
Special powers include...invisibility. Which means he cannot be seen.
And he can also go out of invisibility. Which means, he can be seen. And admired. By all the ladies.
And he could teleport throw walls and elevators and he would shock your butt. He would have a shooter, fixed upon his chest and he'd shoot the bad guys, so that they fall down.
And he'd be a good guy, but don't mess with A good guy. Just don’t do it.
Yeah, he'd be a good guy. Yeah, he’d be a good guy. He'd be a good, good, good, good, good, good guy.
Yeah, he'd be a good guy. Yeah, he’d be a good guy. He'd be a good, good, good, good, good, good guy.
Yeah, he'd be a good guy. Yeah, he’d be a good guy. He'd be a good, good, good, good, good, good guy.
(ANSWERING)
He'd be a good guy. He’d be a good guy. My, my, my, my.
I said he'd be a good guy, he'd be a good guy. My, my, my, my.
ACAPELLA
But his lazers...would melt your face.